All I seem to want
Is make myself feel
Like she needs someone else
She would want anyone
But me, myself and I
And I'll lay another record
On the twisting turntable
That plays a lonely melody
Consoling me into sleep
Walking away, put on a happy front
Don't let her steal
My dignity from myself
I'll fool everyone
But me, myself and I
And I'll place a final record
On the broken turntable
Straining out a melody
Robbing me of sleep